If you’re just too big or *cough* too small, TheyFit now makes custom-fitted condoms!  Well, don’t get too excited just yet.  The custom condoms are only approved in Europe right now.

The US’s FDA has yet to approve these condoms which is kind of ironic seeing as how they try so hard to push safe sex.

Next time I travel to Europe I’ll be sure to check them out for ya’ll in Wilton Manors.